The Kids Continue to Amuse...

Here's a list of some of the funnier kid quotes from the past few weeks:

Me: "Which is more beautiful, a butterfly or a frog?"
Student: "Me!"

Me: "Which is more exciting, a rollercoaster of a taxi?"
Student: "A taxi is more exciting." [This is definitely true in Korea!]

Ray: [reading] "The monster penguin lays the egg and the father hatches it..."

Cate: "What type of meat is this?" [We were cooking beef.]
Harry: "Zebra!"

Me: "What are we cooking today?"
Sam and Eddie: "Flied lice!" [Most Korean kids have trouble saying "r" sounds properly - they tend to pronounce their r's like l's, which can sound pretty funny.]

Me: "My mother collects elephants. Do any of your mothers collect anything?"
Rachel: "Teacher, my mother collects trash."

Leon: "Teacher, you must be out of my mind!" [If you want to call your teacher crazy, don't use a phrase book!]

Me: "Look at the picture. What is the teacher doing?"
Sam: "The teacher is hi!"
Me: "WHAT?!" [I thought he said "The teacher is high!"]
Sam: "The teacher is say hi."

Me: "Tell me something that is red."
Ryan: "Teacher, knife and ouch! And finger is red."

Julia: "How are you, Teacher?"
Me: "Oh, I am tired today."
Kevin: "You need many 'coppee' [coffee] Teacher!"

Me: "How are you, Ben?"
Ben: "I'm very head bing-bing crazy today!"

Me: "At my house in the USA, there is lots of snow. There is this much snow!"
Ray: "Oh, Teacher, USA should give Korea snow!"